The BEST VENDING MACHINE EVER INVENTED!!!!

Now, where could I put this in my apartment.... hmmm.... next to my 60" widescreen HDTV would probably be a little ostentatious. Hmmm. The kitchen is toooo obvious, and where would I keep my champagne fountain? I could put it in my bedroom, buy a wood-pizza "spatula" and never have to leave my bed. Nah. Don't wanna end up like this. <sigh>

I guess I'll just have to pass. <sniff>