Well, it's about TIME they figure out a way ...

... for me to fully enjoy my wine and pizza. First I couldn't truly enjoy the succulent taste of a really tip-top pizza. And I was disappointed by how bad the wine went with it. Now I can have my cake... umm... pizza and eat it too.

Thank you Jesus for intelligently designing this too.

Pizza Vino - The Wine that goes great with Pizza

[you are now leaving the extreme-sarcasm zone. please pick your brain up at the coat room on the way out.]